STALKING BILL - A CAROLE MIDDLETON PLAYBOOK/RETROSPECTIVE

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Did Kate Middleton really change her university plans to stalk Prince William?
September 02, 2013
By Kaiser Kate Middleton, Prince William


Long before Kate Middleton ever became The Duchess of Crumpets Cambridge, she was the girlfriend of Prince William, always taking him back after he repeatedly dumped her to pursue other women, always changing her schedule around to suit his needs, always and forever Waity. During that 9-year time period, Kate and the Middleton family developed a close relationship with The Daily Mail, specifically reporter Katie Nicholl. Throughout the years, Nicholl has gotten a lot of good tips and information from the Middleton Camp. Nicholl was put to good use during various crises as well, like when William dumped Kate in 2007, when Kate’s dodgy uncle was caught in a tabloid sting and when anyone complains about Kate’s lack of work and love of vacations. Nicholl always gets strategic leaks to “defend” our Kate, and as always, royal propaganda is royal propaganda (or in some cases, Waity propaganda is royal propaganda).



Some of the comments:

Lulu86 says:
September 2, 2013 at 7: am
This is not a secret, it had been long said that Kate had purposely gone to the same uni in hopes of getting William. Her family are the biggest social climbers in history.

Esmom says:
September 2, 2013 at 7:49 am
Yes, I knew about this and I’m not even a big royal watcher. Except the version I read had Carole as the mastermind of timelines and stalking, with Kate being sort of her pawn.

Arock says:
September 2, 2013 at 9:09 am
In that case, well done. Might as well be successful at it.

PHD Gossip says:
September 2, 2013 at 9:40 am
+1. hats off.

Abby says:
September 2, 2013 at 12:00 pm
This. It’s no different than any other social climbing family in royal history. Yay for Kate.

UsedToBeLulu says:
September 2, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Yep! They seem to be truly happy. Good for them.

Nat says:
September 2, 2013 at 1:53 pm
I’m saying this in response to the general sentiments in the comments section – Stalking and gold digging without any sense of self respect is okay if you’re successful? Kate is supposed to be a role model and is extremely well-compensated by the British taxpayers and this is what she has to offer? I’m embarrased as a woman by Kate. Money and looking pretty is not a substitute for self-respect. And now her pimping mother Carole is helping raise the next heir. William just keeps on proving how big an idiot he is.

Dirty Martini says:
September 2, 2013 at 1:59 pm
Agreed She had a plan, she worked the plan, the plan worked.

I daresay she’s been more successful at living her dream that most of us ~

But as they say: Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

Mel says:
September 2, 2013 at 9:50 am
But how would her going there influence William?

I am sure MANY girls – and their mothers – adjusted their plans to pursue William. Did it work? No.

For whatever reason, he chose Catherine.
For whatever reason, he stuck with her.
(Because Carole’s “telling” him he needed to propose could not have really achieved anything, hadn’t he had the intention of marrying her.)

I don’t find either of them particularly enthralling (although I do think Catherine is beautiful), and God knows I am far from being a “royalty” admirer.
But the fact is William chose HER – not any of the other girls that went to St Andrews to hunt him down – and married HER.

HH says:
September 2, 2013 at 10:24 am
@mel – That argument only works in Kate’s favor to a certain extent. It’s been reported that William pursued at least a handful of women from his social circle with no success. They already had money, titles, etc. without the baggage. William had nothing to offer them but loss of privacy and vast amounts of responsibility. Needless to say, they weren’t interested. Now this isn’t to say that William doesn’t like/love Kate, but I wouldn’t be too quick to paint her as his first choice. This can be further evidenced by Harry’s comments last year when he stated it’s about finding someone willing to take on the job. Harry has all of the perks without the responsibility. Will’s situation may have been even more “bleak.” I put this in quotes because we all know they both have women fawning all over them which is a nice perk, but not all are suitable for the royals.

lisa says:
September 2, 2013 at 10:28 am
yeah, it’s a juicy story but MANY females have put themselves in the path of this prince and others. you cant make someone like you. she isnt a ravishing beauty (not hating, she’s perfectly ok), how could she even be sure that he would give a hang she was there?

Mel says:
September 2, 2013 at 10:46 am
@hh – Oh, I am not saying she was his first (or even second or third) choice!
But she WAS a choice.
And – as Lisa puts it – you cannot MAKE someone love you, let alone marry… unless you have really, and I mean REALLY, good dirt on them. 😉

I do believe she is beautiful, but I must say I often wonder WHAT exactly made him choose her, of all the women he had at his disposition.

Still, he DID. For whatever reason, he did.

Mel says:
September 2, 2013 at 10:51 am
@lisa – Yes, exactly! As I said earlier, I do find her (face) beautiful, but to pack her bags and go to St Andrews with a PLAN to snatch William sounds like wishful thinking. And I am sure many other girls did the same.

But, for whatever reason, she DID catch his eye – or whatever it was that she caught 🙂 – and didn’t let go.

Unless they performed a voodoo spell or something on him, I can’t see how she could have forced her way into William’s affections.

Maria says:
September 2, 2013 at 12:54 pm
I agree with Mel. I’m also not a royal follower but I’m tired of this portrayal of Kate as this Waity person. How about the Monaco kids? Do they work? I also only see pictures of them at fashion shows and parties…

LAK says:
September 2, 2013 at 1:39 pm
Maria – Monaco isn’t subsidised by tax payer money, so they can do whatever they want.

The BRF isn’t the only royal house which is subsidised by taxpayers. All the ones that are, have to answer to their public eg Spain.

Denise says:
September 2, 2013 at 2:03 pm
HH nailed it. It’s a job, first and foremost. The relationship is superceded by performing 24/7 as a royal. And this is utterly unappealing to their peers. Kate was not a peer, she was in an aspirational position. People don’t realise this.

m says:
September 2, 2013 at 2:14 pm
Maria- the Casiraghis do work. Charlotte is a showjumper and the face of Gucci. Andrea works for the government although Im not sure exactly what he does, and he is quite the humanitarian. Pierre runs his fathers buisnesses.

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Dec 10, 2022
#8
Chile you can't say she didn't put in the work.
Even when he tried to break up with him she quite simply never took no for an answer.
This picture SLAYS me every time I see it, I'm not sure what her and Carol were thinking for the majority of the pap shots they staged but for some reason I can't think of an explanation behind this one that isn't f#cking hilarious