Title: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: benign on April 23, 2011, 01:43:17 am
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www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/royalwedding/3542925/Prince-William-has-sexy-hamper-for-Royal-Wedding-night.htmlQuote
When they retire to their bedroom at Buckingham Palace, she will find the hamper waiting, packed with passion-provoking gifts all personally chosen by her new husband at a cost of thousands of pounds.
They will include Jo Malone scented CANDLES costing £260 each. Kate loves them and Wills wooed her back with them after their 2007 split.
- TMI :shy: :shy: :tehe:
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Earth Angel on April 23, 2011, 02:05:13 am
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I really don't believe this. Especially after her declaration of his buried romantic side that supposedly surfaced during their alleged trip to Kenya and their refusal to divulge details of their romantic time together. ... Unless of course this is Kate's PR team in overdrive!
That bit at the end about women requesting Kate's nose for rhinoplasty gave away the gag! :laugh:
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Duchess Georgiana on April 23, 2011, 02:17:26 am
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No way that William would ever let anyone know about this if it were true. He's way more discreet than she is and would not have let such intimate details of their wedding night leak to the press. I do not believe it at all! :thumbsdown: I would have believed it if she was the one who did it for him as it seems she's way more smitten with him than the other way around (you can see it in the pictures). Maybe all those brands paid for the article to be written in an attempt to see their goods fly off the shelves... :bored:
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Kuei Fei on April 23, 2011, 02:39:45 am
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More sex. Not jewels or small kitschy gifts, but a hamper full of sex stuff.
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Varya on April 23, 2011, 03:09:40 am
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classy :bored: :rolleyes:
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: berlin on April 23, 2011, 07:11:48 am
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Well Kate allegedly has been holding out on sex with him since the engagement so perhaps he's desperate.
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Kuei Fei on April 23, 2011, 07:14:37 am
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Ah yes, the sex ban. But once he gets used to it again, he'll get bored with her and then realize just what it is he's done to his life and go :James:. See if he doesn't and then he will realize what he should have been realizing during the sex ban, that Kate isn't in love with him and that he is better off leaving her.
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Magnolia on April 23, 2011, 07:48:45 am
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Haha he thinks she's still the girlfriend from uni which IMO had to give it to him up and down and sideways so he wouldn't leave.Now that she has what she's always wanted Willy I see the affairs starting for you.Since IMO she's going to be repulsed by you even touching her and you can't send her back to mummy anymore!
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: June on April 23, 2011, 01:15:02 pm
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All your comments are quite accurate, IMO. :loveshower:
It is consistent: their relationship has always been a highly sexual one, based on the evidence at hand (tawdry comments, live-in arrangements from age 20, intermittent visits, intimate holidays, rumours of sexually explicit shenanigans, drunken sprees, sexually charged chemistry). IMO, he has always been using her and will continue to do so. William has never taken Kate to anywhere remotely classy for leisure, showing her off as if he's proud for her to be his "lady". :rolleyes:
Suddenly, we're meant to believe that this is the romance of the century. Please, give it up. :eightball: Everyone with more than 2 active brain cells knew that she was his girlfriend, yet he continued with the childish cloak and dagger stuff right up until that wedding, just prior to the engagement. What a sick and twisted mind he has. :ick: Or was it that he was just a little ashamed of his girlfriend with the workshy, courtesan reputation - whether accurate, deserved or not? :think:
The more time goes on, the more William appears to be every inch his father's son.
This marriage has nowhere to go, but on a rapidly declining downward spiral, by reason that it started from nothing of any substance whatever, IMO.
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: DrWonderWoman on April 23, 2011, 04:24:43 pm
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Why exactly are we having to read about their wedding night? Repulsive. :ick:
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Alexandrine on April 23, 2011, 06:16:23 pm
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thank god they are so austere, because if they weren't I cannot imagine how much would they pay for a couple of candles. And they say that they are like every normal person in the UK. Sure :chill:
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Yooper on April 23, 2011, 06:19:40 pm
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What kind of nutcase spends that much on a candle? Oh yeah, I forgot.
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Lanvin Pearls on April 23, 2011, 10:24:04 pm
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How nice to know now that WUGLY & KUGLY actually NEED "passion provoking items" that cost thousands. Most real passion is just THERE (with normal IN LOVE couples) and NO need for little tricks, toys, and gimmicks, IMHO.
NO way would ANY SELF-RESPECTING MAN WITH TRUE CONFIDENCE IN HIMSELF have to resort to these silly things AND in NO way would a real MAN allow information like this OUT ! It is like Viagra. What man or woman would ADMIT to needing this ? (It accentuates a man's inabilities AND also accentuates that the woman is NOT sexy enough) Teehee.
BTW, I am NOT talking about the Viagra in regards to Wils at all. (only as an analogy).
BTW . I wonder if, in that wedding night hamper, there is a BIG BROWN PAPER BAG (for KUGLY'S head) ?
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Earth Angel on April 23, 2011, 10:38:06 pm
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^ I agree that if all this sexual paraphernalia is necessary to induce an intimate mood, then they've not got that spark necessary for a lasting relationship. ...
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Yooper on April 23, 2011, 10:49:09 pm
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, with apologies for flogging this comment. BUT, after 9 years, the 'magic' of the bedroom left the building a long time ago and what we have here is a hostage situation.
If they have sex on their wedding night, I'm Loretta Young. (No clue why that name popped up, but it's the first thing that entered my stupid head today. This wedding has me just about ready to spit railroad spikes. I'll calm down. No worry.).
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Lanvin Pearls on April 23, 2011, 11:01:33 pm
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Yooper - Amen ! (and pssssstttt between you & I, on our wedding night my husband and I counted the money bag then SLEPT. I am serious. We were exhausted. And greedy. LOL)
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Yooper on April 23, 2011, 11:14:33 pm
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(I'm on your team, LP. Psssst...neither did we.) We were exhausted and our 'honeymoon' really didn't kick in for, well, forever what with all the bickering families. We had ONE day to ourselves with the mess we didn't see right before us, until afterward. We really had a kerfuffle on our hands because we weren't paying attention to the discord circling around us. Boy, did we find out in a hurry. Good thing we had a rock solid love to weather it. But, not these two. They're in for such a surprise. Everybody's being just lovely now. Wait. Just you wait.
In my very humble opinion, honeymoons should wait for a while until things settle down. I wish we'd waited. All we ended up being was frustrated and exhausted. Let the dust settle, see what you'd like to do, then beat it for Aruba or someplace. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Too many expectations for honeymooners and Tweedledum and Tweedledumber have been playing house for years, so what's the big surprise that she's going to pull out?
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Lanvin Pearls on April 23, 2011, 11:50:29 pm
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Yooper - :worship: :loveshower: ^ You're right about that one. Plus, right after the wedding, we felt a HUGE letdown (after MONTHS of exciting planning).
BTW, LOVE your names for them ! Tweedledum and Tweedledumber. Lmao !!
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: June on April 23, 2011, 11:59:42 pm
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lol :tehe: @ 'Tweedledee and Tweedledumber'.
LP: I'm with you - Willy sounds desperate and lacking in confidence, totally. It's like he's overshooting this.
I think they'll have sex, if for no other reason than for William to dull the pain - that will be his reward.
:whistle: :laugh:
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Yooper on April 24, 2011, 12:05:50 am
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Barring scientific intervention/support, he's GOT to sleep with her or there's no little innocent to suffer these two for parents and carry on this monarchy. That's their job, right?
But, having kids and being married and having a life full of more baloney than I can mention, I guarantee you, the sex life of these two is far from new and invigorating. That's the downside of living together and playing house and they will both pay for that one in many yet-to-be-photographed-by-the-taboids ways.
Glad you guys like Tweedledum and Tweedledumber. (Dumb and Dumber, the movie, has saved many a 'where's my sanity again?' moment.)
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: June on April 24, 2011, 12:09:22 am
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Oh, yes, that's true too ... I've always had a problem with the "playing house" for more reasons that I could be bothered explaining again.
They are both like two adolescents playing house, acting like they've got it all together. As far as I'm concerned, neither one is ready for the commitment to marriage. For one, they both need to grow up first, IMO, stop "playing house" and get with it - for real. :rolleyes:
I still can't believe that she's going from her childhood bedroom to such an exalted position. I feel like I'm in some parallel universe, really.
BOT: this manoeuvre, if true, reeks of desperation. And, like others stated, the cost of the candles is offensive to ordinary folk. If they've got that kind of money to throw around, they should be paying for the security of this wedding. bignono Ordinary wedding, ordinary people, oh sure! lol
I'm also getting tired of hearing about the lavish celebrations, which are closed to the public. It's really, really offensive in this day and age. It's just another nail in their coffin, IMO. Sooner or later people will tire of their flaunting their wealth while taking taxpayer handouts.
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Title: Re: PW has sexy hamper for wedding night
Post by: Yooper on April 24, 2011, 12:13:52 am
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Well, June, they're going to get a taste of the 'real' world soon, aren't they? At least I hope so because when the dawn breaks on their fantasy, we will find out what they're made of. And it isn't going to be pretty, not from where I sit. Silver spoon/platter and all of that, y'know?
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tale BS.
#JamesMiddleton