Title: Middleton Family Past Articles Only thread!
Post by: Penelope on April 23, 2011, 05:16:05 pm
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The Times have their 32-page leaflet guide to the wedding with the Saturday paper inserts today.
A column is dedicated to the butcher, Martin Fidler, who we know is happy to talk to the press whenever asked re Midds.
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Fidler, right, who has run Bladebone Butchers in nearby Chapel Ash for 30 years, has watched Kate and her siblings grow up - and their parents build their business.
"We've known Kate's MOTHER for years, since before she married." Fidler says
I'm quite interested in why the gabby butcher, invited to the wedding, has known Carole for so long before she even moved to Berkshire?
Does anyone else get vibes of 'Hilary Briss the butcher' about this bloke?
Didn't someone have a nosebleed recently? Or are the British media laying in- jokes wherever they can this week? I think they are, and a lot of people are
going to be F***ed when we loon back at the clues laid.
leagueofgentlemen.wikia.com/wiki/Hillary_briss What do you lot think?
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Title: Re: Where Does The Butcher Fit In?
Post by: Yooper on April 23, 2011, 06:13:48 pm
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WTH? Too bizarre for me today.
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Title: Re: Where Does The Butcher Fit In?
Post by: Alexandrine on April 23, 2011, 06:18:23 pm
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So interesting Penelope. I love how you link things that appear so unconnected at first.
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Title: Middleton Family Past Articles Only thread!
Post by: Varya on June 17, 2011, 04:41:17 am
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Here is my collection of Middleton articles from the time they were dating... there are a lot, so I am only using this thread to post the articles and I'm going to ask that people do not discuss the articles here, I will start another thread for article discussions were you all can feel free to quote the articles if you wish and discuss them there. Thanks! :BFF:
Also I will leave this open, not locked, so others can post their articles as well, please do! :thumbsup:
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Title: Re: Middleton Family Past Articles Only thread!
Post by: Varya on June 17, 2011, 05:07:46 am
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Ok here is the first one, I'm going in chronological order for the articles that I have the date for.
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The It girls in search of a prince
Both single, both immaculately turned out and impeccably mannered – the Middleton sisters, Kate and Pippa, have what it takes to woo high society.
Daily Express Weekend
June 03, 2007
CAMILLA TOMINEY sees the charms of a formidable double act
THE speculation about Kate Middleton’s mystery men shows just how far the air stewardess’s daughter has come since breaking up with Prince William. While the second in line to the throne has barely appeared in the papers since the split, his 25-year- old former flame has commanded more space than ever.
OUT AND ABOUT: Kate, left, and Pippa Middleton are said to be impressive networkers
Her exit from Mayfair’s Mahiki nightclub on Wednesday set a new precedent in the flashbulb stakes. Entering on the arm of mystery man No1, and leaving in a taxi with mystery man No2, Kate once again secured pride of place on the front pages. Her pink gingham-shirted companion has since been identified as Charlie Morshead, a 25-year- old Amplefortheducated estate agent. He denies being her new boyfriend, insisting he is one of William’s mates and he and Kate are “just good friends”.
But it goes to show that the sassy brunette still has that special something that sells newspapers.
And now there is a new Middleton on the block. Kate’s younger sister Pippa was also there on Wednesday night and, according to friends, caught the eye of another of William’s confidants.
The millionaire entrepreneur Jamie Murray Wells, who bizarrely was at one point spotted holding Kate’s hand, has apparently taken a shine to her equally striking sibling. So what is it about the Middleton sisters and just how are they managing to outclass the Wales brothers in high-society circles?
Kate and Pippa, 22, were recently described as “the Wisteria Sisters” – highly decorative, terribly fragrant and with a ferocious ability to climb. The nickname, while probably thought up by journalists, is undeniably apt.
For the Middleton sisters might also be likened to a latter-day version of the Bennet girls from Pride And Prejudice. Much has been said of their mother Carole’s determination to marry her daughters off to the highest bidders, as Mrs Bennet did in Jane Austen’s novel. But Kate and Pippa deserve a great deal of credit too.
Since Kate split with William, the Middletons have formed a formidable double act. It helps that Kate has remained close to members of William’s circle, particularly his “court jester” friend Guy Pelly, who gets them entry into all the trendiest nightclubs.
Since finishing her English degree at Edinburgh University last month, Pippa has moved into Kate’s £800,000 Chelsea flat. Their plan for the summer? Networking, of course. The pair rubbed shoulders with the likes of Tara Palmer-Tomkinson at Simon Sebag Montefiore’s book launch recently but that was just the start.
According to one insider, the Middleton sisters are here to stay. The source, who witnessed Pippa “in action” on a shoot recently, revealed: “She was working the room like I’ve never seen anyone do before. Do not underestimate these girls. I don’t know Kate as well, but Pippa absolutely knows what she wants and she’s out to get it. She makes no bones about being a highly ambitious social climber. She is out to marry as well as she can.”
the Prince of Wales Cup in a couple of weeks, not to mention Ladies’ Day at Ascot. They have also been invited to Richard Branson’s pre-Wimbledon party.
Expect to see them immaculately turned out in the latest designer fashions, smiling for the cameras. Both have had practice, taking the starring roles in their university fashion shows.
Moreover, both have learned the secret to getting into the press without compromising their connections. Their sophisticated model looks are perfect not only for the tabloids but glossy magazines from OK! to Tatler. Both are slim without being scrawny and beautifully groomed, thanks to celebrity hairdresser Richard Ward.
Newly single Kate has cut a sassier figure of late, showing off a little more leg than usual, but she never crosses the line into inappropriateness. In turn she has passed on her wisdom to Pippa, who, although considered the chattier of the two, knows the importance of keeping schtum when it counts.
The sisters were both educated at posh Marlborough College and have impeccable manners. Kate, who prefers to be called by her full name, Catherine, even managed to maintain a dignified sense of togetherness when she was hounded on her mobile after news of her break-up with William.
I know this because I called her myself that morning. I couldn’t believe how polite Kate was, thanking me for my interest but explaining that as she’s never spoken to the media in the past, she’s not going to start now, thank you. She was so nice that by the end of the call I regretted invading her privacy and felt myself telling her, woman to woman, to “take care”.
Pippa is equally polished, which may be a reflection of their mother’s influence. A former air stewardess who married well herself, Carole Middleton was trained in the art of obsequiousness. The result is that her daughters are certainly “fragrant” but arguably not particularly exciting, which has been cited as one of the reasons why William dumped Kate.
A well-placed royal source said: “Kate and Pippa are charming girls – beautiful looking and with immaculate manners – but that also makes them quite dull. Pippa’s got more spark than Kate but they are very… safe.”
It is worth noting that, despite being pilloried for being too common and too pushy, Carole has also maintained a dignified silence. (It’s been suggested that William’s stuck-up friends used to giggle “doors to manual” in reference to her trolley-dolly past.)
It appears it simply isn’t the Middletons’ style to spill the beans. But if the sisters continue to climb the social ladder then celebrity, with all its trappings, will beckon. Kate is already believed to have turned down multimillion-pound deals to star in I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! and cookery show Hell’s Kitchen.
What remains to be seen is whether either will be content with marrying millionaires when they may well receive even more lucrative offers.
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Title: Re: Middleton Family Past Articles Only thread!
Post by: Varya on June 17, 2011, 05:11:09 am
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The Sizzle Sisters: Kate and Pippa are one of the hottest double-acts in town
By VICTORIA MOORE and REBECCA ENGLISH - More by this author »
Last updated at 09:36am on 10th June 2007
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She's the cover girl of this week's Hello! magazine, which describes her as the "hottest girl of the summer". Professional party organisers say she is a more sought-after guest even than Kylie or Kate Moss.
And, in the past few weeks, her saucy smile and long bronzed legs - usually displayed in eye-catching duplicate as she glows beside her younger sister, Pippa - have been as ubiquitous as the paparazzi who follow her every move.
Yes, if Kate Middleton's aim is to take revenge on her former boyfriend for dumping her, things could hardly be going more according to plan.
With considerable panache, and the all-too-willing complicity of the photographers, she is following the tried-and-tested route of showing him exactly what he's missing.
So Kate might like to know how Prince William reacts in private to pictures of her looking so gorgeous and happy without him. The good news - for her - is that they are "driving him up the wall", according to one friend.
"He keeps saying he just wishes you lot would stop writing about her."
The bad news is that he is neither heartbroken nor tormented by romantic jealousy.
"He is horribly annoyed about all the attention she's getting," says another. "He groans when he sees anything in the paper about her."
But that's not because he's pining. Far from it. It's because William himself hates being photographed and doesn't understand why anyone else would want to be.
He has always been wary of people milking their connection with him to promote themselves, and now he can't believe how much Kate is revelling in the limelight.
Of course, William himself is not notably averse to the adulation of all the social climbers who cluster closely round him, so there is an element of hypocrisy in this.
Nonetheless, says his friend, Kate's accession to celebrity status has made William even more careful about anyone he might consider becoming close to.
"He really doesn't like having any woman around him who enjoys the whole circus. But, then again, he doesn't like it when they complain - it's a Catch 22 situation."
William's response to the break-up has been to party harder than ever (this week, before England's televised game against Estonia, he spent £850 on four trolley-loads of Pimm's and lager) and to feast his eyes on the never-ending parade of pretty girls who view him as the ultimate catch.
Indeed, we understand he has had at least two flings since parting from Kate.
On Kate, the split has had an unexpected effect. It should have made her an instant has-been, consigned to the great war chest of women remembered only as an appendage to someone else.
Instead, it has transformed her into a celebrity in her own right - and swung the spotlight onto the entire Middleton clan.
In younger sister Pippa, 25-year-old Kate has found a red-carpet partner far more willing, photogenic and, frankly, complementary than William ever was.
A racier, more knowing and far less restrained version of Kate, with the same sheets of glossy brown hair, Pippa, 22, has also recently split from a boyfriend - Old Etonian J.J. Jardine Patterson, wealthy heir of the Hong Kong banking family.
She has also just finished her final year reading English at Edinburgh University, leaving her free to embark on a vigorous social attack on the capital, alongside her better-known sister.
Together, the girls are proving the old PR maxim that a double-act has far more explosive impact. Tatler, the society style bible, has already dubbed the pair The Sizzler Sisters, warning that they are a pair of "very determined" (i.e. "socially ambitious") young women, and adding: "Who can imagine what they'll move on to next?"
Among the smart set - to which even Kate's Marlborough education would not have given her access without the cachet of dating a prince - there is already catty talk about these two girls having ideas of marrying above their station.
"Several mothers I know are warning each other about the Middleton girls," says one source from the aristocratic country set. "This might sound amusing to outsiders, but the aristos still can, and do, close ranks when required.'"
To which the correct retort must be that no girl in her right mind, and certainly no one with as much going for them as the Middleton girls, would choose to spend the rest of her life in such snobbish company.
However, the sisters do seem to be spreading their wings and flying beyond the usual landed-toff territory. It's understandable that Kate should want to stake her claim on the clubs - such as Boujis and Mahiki - which she frequented regularly when she was William's girlfriend.
But what on earth was she thinking of when she joined busty D-list celebs at last Thursday's launch for the DVD of Rabbit Fever - about women addicted to Sex And The City-style sex toys?
Most of the female guests wore Playboy-style bunny ears, and Kate enthusiastically took to the dance floor. This, more than any of her outings since the split, seemed to be sending the message to William: I can go anywhere, do anything - and there's nothing you can do about it.
However, Kate has also been mixing with the intellectual set.
Last month, she turned up at the party for Simon Sebag Montefiore's new book on Stalin, where journalists and publishing staff mingled with historians and the odd celebrity. And Pippa's announcement that this was "our first book launch" suggested there would be more to come.
As always, both girls were groomed to perfection and dressed to impress; Pippa, the shorter of the two, in a bright satin print dress and black bolero cardigan; Kate in a flesh-coloured lace sheath.
Indeed, over the past few months, there has been a marked change in Kate's dress sense: she is quite the glamour-puss now, often sporting sexy Sixties prints and low-cut tops.
Some say it's Pippa - a smart operator with a good game of tennis and vivacious line in dinner-party chat - who has helped ease her out of her Patron Saint of Waitrose look.
But others point out that what's emerging is the "real" Kate, no longer subdued by the royal requirement to appear demure. This is, after all, the girl we first met, pre-William, when she sashayed confidently down a university catwalk in nothing more than underwear and a transparent frock.
We have almost certainly seen the last of the prim and tweedy Kate Middleton who, as a potential Queen-in-waiting, so feared putting a foot wrong.
Back then, when it was reported that she had indulged in a pampering session at a beautician's, she was sufficiently alarmed to ask a senior royal aide to phone a journalist with the message: "I have been asked to convey to you that she has never had a manicure in her life."
There were echoes of Diana, Princess of Wales in the tension between her anxiety to please her royal lover and her evident adoration of the limelight.
But, apparently, far from emulating the late Princess of Wales, Kate always used to say that she would have preferred to be like the Queen Mother - someone who was spoilt but loved, and whose voice was never heard.
All these fine intentions are behind her now, of course. Her critics believe that she is actively courting publicity - for example, by going ahead with a visit to Mahiki, a royal watering hole, last week even though her "private" night out had been trailed in a newspaper three days earlier.
At the door of the club, she brazenly - or bravely, depending on your viewpoint - offered a cheery smile to the waiting photographers.
Inside, she was later seen dancing cheekily close to one of William's friends, Glasses Direct founder Jamie Murray Wells (though those in the know say he has his eye on Pippa). Possibly, she genuinely hadn't realised that the place would be heaving with not-very-undercover reporters from the red-tops.
She had arrived with another of William's friends, suave 25-year-old Henry Ropner, who used to date Kenyan-born Jessica Craig, also an ex of the Pince, and whose family owns a multi-million-pound shipping management firm.
And she left with yet another - Charles Moreshead, dressed in the pink check shirt and brown suede slip-on shoes that are the uniform of William's set.
Despite reports in the past week that have linked her with both men, Kate is not actually seeing anyone at the moment. Nor, if William's dismissive behaviour is to be believed, is there any truth in the rumour circulating that there is any hope of a reconciliation.
"Even though he's still very fond of Kate, William is getting a fair bit of ribbing about her stalking him," says one of his circle. "One of the reasons he's asked his friends to keep an eye on her is so that he can avoid her."
Which all seems rather cruel. After all, what is Kate supposed to do? As William's partner, she had to accept constraints that limited whom she spoke to and where she worked.
Now that he's gone, her options are sparse. She still has her part-time position as a fashion buyer for Jigsaw - but this was generally viewed as a sinecure to keep her occupied after William complained that she was spending too much time shopping on the King's Road in Chelsea.
Her friends of the past few years are mostly William's, so she also needs to reinvent her social life. Considering the strain of the past few weeks - during which she has noticeably lost weight - it's only natural that she should turn to Pippa for support and enjoy a bit of fun on the town.
And they are not the only Middletons who have lowered the drawbridge now that they can no longer be accused of cashing in on a royal relationship.
Their mother, Carole, has recently added a smiling, yummy-mummy-style picture of herself, plus autograph, to the redesigned home page of her Party Pieces website - an online business that sells fun hats and balloons for children.
In the next few years, yet another member of the family is poised to burst on to the social scene - the Sizzler Sisters' younger brother Jim, who followed Pippa to Edinburgh University. One who knows the family well says he is "a lovely boy, a real sweetie, and the only one in the family not obsessed with moving up the class ladder".
So popular that he has 352 friends signed up to his Facebook account (a social networking website), Jim has been tipped as the sisters' prize asset - the sweet, younger brother who will be "an essential prop and sounding board" as he matures.
For the foreseeable future, the famille Middleton are not likely to slip back into the anonymity of ordinary middle-class life. As one society figure puts it: "There's washing a man out of your hair - and doing it Kate Middleton-style. You know, William or no William, I just don't think this girl's going to go away."
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